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stephanie rice’s green earrings

August 14th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Has anyone else been wondering, like me, whether those big green earrings slowed her down a bit? I mean if hairs cause drag in the water then what do ginormous green earrings do? Sure she’s won a couple of gold medals and set a few world records in the last few days or so but imagine how much MORE she could have achieved if she didn’t have granny smiths pinned to her ears

Tags: olympics

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Matilda // Aug 14, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    ‘Sure she’s won a couple of gold medals and set a few world records in the last few days’

    Rub it in, why doncha? :mad:

  • 2 squib // Aug 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Goodness! She just won a third gold

    :razz:

  • 3 warthog // Aug 15, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    You sure she aint got little jet engines stuck in them?

  • 4 perseus // Aug 15, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    I’m not looking at her ears.

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