Perth is getting its own Tiffany’s store (Perth already has a Tiffanys of another kind*) and there has been some conjecture about which of Perth’s movers and shakers will be invited to the launch tomorrow. However I don’t want to bring you wild guesses. I have the actual list right here
The Real List
1. Tom Jones: not the singer but the actor who played a hot dog vendor in that epic film Ben Hur. He has forsaken the glitz and glamour of Hollywood for sunny Perth
2. Donald Trump: not the American property entrepreneur but the egg mogul we all know and love
3. Toni Blair: not the ex-PM of Britain but that woman from Kardinya, you know the one, who phoned radio station 92.9 with her story about how she sat in the same hotel foyer as someone who had gone to school with Bill Gates
4. Poetsquib: but of course
5. Naomi Campbell : not the model but channel Access 31’s weather woman
6-100: People to do with sport
*I didn’t post that link cos it’ not very worksafe
2 responses so far ↓
1 Matilda // Jul 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
pfft. If Danny Minogue (the used car salesman who sold cars to Mel Gibson and Nicole Kidman) isn’t going to be there, I don’t see the point.
Is it a paid appearance for Poetsquib?
2 squib // Jul 23, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Just quietly Til it was a 6 figure sum
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