BigSquib is a bit of an Ancient Egypt fanatic so the other night she was telling us about a female pharaoh, during dinner
BigSquib: She was called Hatshepsut-
MrSquib: Bless you!
Squib: hahaha good one!
BigSquib: [rolls eyes and continues} as I was saying the person who came after Hatshepsut-
MrSquib: Bless you!
Squib: hahahahahahahahaha [it’s even funnier the second time]
BigSquib: … AS I WAS SAYING, the person who came after her didn’t like her because she was a woman pharaoh and he didn’t believe women should be pharaohs-
Squib: Oh that is soooooo typical [glares at MrSquib]
BigSquib: So that’s why they’ve never been able to find her mummy because he went and chiselled her face off everything
Squib: Ah! So have they thought about looking for the sarcophagus with the chiselled-off face?
BigSquib: [barely containing her disdain for the poor intellectual company she is keeping] There have been wars and robbers and like half of everything they find is chiselled-off, Mum
3 responses so far ↓
1 warthog // Jun 24, 2008 at 10:22 am
It’s all ancient history anyway.
2 squib // Jun 24, 2008 at 11:33 am
When it comes to mummies it’s easy to wind BigSquib up
*boom tish*
3 warthog // Jun 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm
How drole!
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