Let me introduce you to my childhood friend Woggy-Woo. He was made from orange wool from the the Albany Wool Mills and he’s still in pretty good condition for his age
When I was little, my cousins in Melbourne (they know who they are) pulled off one of his button eyes and told me it was a lolly. I was probably a bit impressionable at that age because I ate it
But then I became very distressed when I discovered my favourite friend Woggy-Woo had just one eye. Clearly I saw no causal relation between eating the ‘lolly’ and the missing eye which is just as well because imagine the guilt I would have felt
My parents went crazy searching the house for the missing eye until someone said, ‘She ate it’, and pointed at me like it was somehow all my fault
So yes, if you click on Woggy-Woo you will see that one eye is slightly faded, as a result of travelling through my digestive system
3 responses so far ↓
1 BigSquib // Mar 3, 2008 at 10:27 am
You actually stuck the same button back on? I would of at least got a new black button! Do you know how unhygienic that is?!
2 squib // Mar 3, 2008 at 10:45 am
I didn’t stick it back on BigSquib. I’m the victim in all of this
3 BigSquib // Mar 4, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Aw, poor squib. Hang on a minute while I shed a tear.
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