7. Necklace
So they didn’t publish you? At least you can still excel in the art of accessorising
You will need: rejection letters, glue, scissors, varnish (optional), string, jewellery latch, beads (I got mine from the Bead Post)
101 uses for rejection letters: poetsquib proving that yes you can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
6 responses so far ↓
1 warthog // Feb 18, 2008 at 11:16 pm
that is actually quite good
what with your other talents i think you should be down the craft fair selling pretty things.
do the copywriting on the laptop during quiet moments
2 squib // Feb 19, 2008 at 9:51 am
And maybe at the same time I could ride a stationary bike rigged up to the power grid and sell green energy back to the leccy company while busking a puppet show with my hands?
3 warthog // Feb 19, 2008 at 12:10 pm
now you are just being facetious.
that said, if you could run the stall, do the copywriting and, say, busk the puppet show all at the same time, we would be very impressed
4 squib // Feb 19, 2008 at 1:41 pm
You’re a hard task master Wart
I feel for for Mrs Hog, I really do
5 BigSquib // Feb 26, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Waste your time why don’t ya!?
6 squib // Feb 26, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Do you ever do any WORK at your school?
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