[sung to the tune of I feel Pretty from West Side Story]
You are so nifty
oh so fifty
You are nifty and fifty and grey
And I pity any man who isn’t you tonight
*trala la la-la la la-la la*
You are quinquagenarian
Oh so half centenarian
It’s alarming how much younger I feel
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I’m real
*Bom-bom bom ba-bom bom bom-bom ba bom*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
8 responses so far ↓
1 MrSquib // Feb 8, 2008 at 9:18 am
Sing this to the original tune:
Oh…Shaddappa yer face…….
Ta..!
2 squib // Feb 8, 2008 at 9:40 am
Well that’s not very nice
3 Ben // Feb 10, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Is HIS birthday in February too? That’s seriously, like the 20th person I’ve come across.
4 Ben // Feb 10, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Also, you missed a wonderful opportunity to coin the word “pifty” there.
5 squib // Feb 11, 2008 at 8:34 am
Yes indeed, the day before yours. Statistically, since you have 240 friends, you are likely to know at least 20 born in February. Of course I now know two people born in February which is 1 more than I would expect to know given the number of my friends
*sniff*
Pifty is NOT a word!
6 Ben // Feb 14, 2008 at 2:07 am
I have 240 friends?
7 Ben // Feb 14, 2008 at 2:07 am
It’s not a word because of your shameful failure to coin it.
8 squib // Feb 14, 2008 at 8:27 am
‘I have 240 friends?’
It wouldn’t surprise me.
hmphmuttermutter
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