As we all know, rejection letters make fantastic scarecrow hair. Say goodbye to rejection and hello to Worzel Gummidge!
You will need: shredded rejection letters, totem tennis pole and racquets, ribbons for tying, brown paper bag, markers, a shirt, and a scarf
101 uses for rejection letters: poetsquib proving that yes you can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
4 responses so far ↓
1 BigSquib // Feb 6, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Great idea!
Bonus= while your making the hair you can take out all your anger on snipping the rejection letters up! Perfect!
2 squib // Feb 7, 2008 at 8:36 am
Perfect! BigSquib, glad ‘you’re’ here because I want to give you a lesson on the importance of differentiating between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’. Failure to make this importance grammatical distinction could mean that you get grounded for a week. *Just saying*
Your loving mum etc etc
3 MrSquib // Feb 7, 2008 at 10:01 am
What the bleep bleep bleep is my scarf doin on that scarecrow….!
4 squib // Feb 7, 2008 at 10:32 am
Dearest, you gave me that scarf, remember?
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