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facebook: woe is me

February 5th, 2008 · 10 Comments

I finally joined Facebook. Imagine my disgruntlement then when, after asking one quarter of the world’s population to be my friend, only eleven people said OK

ELEVEN

I mean how petty and mean are some people? Really, just because they despise me, that’s not a very good reason why they can’t be my friend, is it? Talk about picky

Well anyway all you miserly and churlish unfriends, see if I care. Yes see if I care

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10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 warthog // Feb 6, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    they are probably the same 11 people that have been ‘intercepted’ and banned from this blog

  • 2 squib // Feb 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Sorry, I meant that 11 people said yes but the other 1650556043.75 people said no, well 2 really but who’s counting?

  • 3 Ben // Feb 8, 2008 at 12:50 am

    I would be your friend twice if I could.

  • 4 squib // Feb 8, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Thanks Ben

    *sniff*

    I’ll be OK

    *sob*

  • 5 Ben // Feb 10, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    Do you need a hug? Or an enormous cake?

  • 6 squib // Feb 11, 2008 at 8:28 am

    It’s Ok Ben, I’m going to use ‘that’ word.

    ‘I’m ‘fine’. I’m just ‘fine’

    *sniff*

  • 7 schooldayze // Feb 11, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Hey, ask famous people to be your friends! They NEVER say no! Ive got Ani Difranco, Michael Moore, Gina Gershon….and i did have Madonna but i removed her because people got jealous….They were like “Why has SHE got Madonna as her friend?! She doesnt know Madonna”. Apparently it really annoys Facebook diehards if you have people as your friends who you dont even know! When half of them have people they know who arent even really their friends! Go figure!

  • 8 squib // Feb 11, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    lol

    I actually thought you were Michael Moore’s friend. I mean you met a lot of people when you went to the US so I thought you must have bumped into him too

    Geez I was really impressed too

  • 9 schooldayze // Feb 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    No, didnt meet him in the US unfortunately….just 50 cent (fiddy cent) and Kevin Spacy….not that im name dropping or anything, LOL!

  • 10 squib // Feb 11, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Shouldn’t you ask them to your friends then? I mean you exchanged glances, that makes you bosom friends practically

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