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Entries from February 2008

the whole les murray blurb affair

February 29th, 2008 · No Comments

In case you missed it, there was a bit of a literary brouhaha over a letter from Les Murray in response to a request from editors at Puncher and Wattmann for a blurb for an upcoming collection of J.K. Murphy’s poems (here) 
Basically Les Murray said if you want my blurb you have to print my […]

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Tags: facebook · les murray

what am i, chopped liver?

February 29th, 2008 · 12 Comments

I’ve never been tagged for a meme. I’ve had a blog for - I don’t know, ages, and no one, absolutely no one has ever tagged me. I feel really really UNLOVED

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Tags: poor me

the art of procrastination

February 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Yesterday I dusted a plant. Not as in crop dusted but as in removed dust from the surface of, you know pinny-duster-Sadie-Farnham-esque like
The big plant in our downstairs bathroom was severely dusty so I dusted it (with an actual duster, dear reader) until I could see my reflection in its leaves. I just needed a bushel of wheat […]

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Tags: dusting of · plants

music: enjoy the silence

February 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Depeche Mode circa 1990

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzpDr7pOJk

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Tags: depeche mode · music

the passion

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Our passionfruit vine has recently begun to flower. Now in case you didn’t know this, Spanish missionaries in South America saw this flower and it reminded them of The Passion. Hence the name
The corona threads of the passion flower were seen as a symbol of the crown of thorns, the five stamens for wounds, the […]

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Tags: passion fruit

australian food

February 26th, 2008 · 6 Comments

This is a recipe book we used in Home Economics at High School

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Tags: australia · food

definition of hell

February 25th, 2008 · 5 Comments

hell   noun. a state or place of great suffering, typically goldfish level swimming lessons at your local leisure centre. Aimed at small children, these lessons take place in a hydrotherapy pool which is situated inside a large glasshouse. By midday the inside temperature is approximately 90 Celsius and there are at least two dozen parents singing loudly and badly […]

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Tags: littlesquib · swimming lessons

a spambot is spot on

February 25th, 2008 · 4 Comments

 Your website is example of middle-class websites. Congratulation! I?ll show your site and guestbook to my friends.
It’s almost like this spammer knew I was eating quince jelly and castello cheese on crackers all weekend

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Tags: bourgeois? moi?

photoshop made astoundingly easy

February 22nd, 2008 · 9 Comments

When it comes to graphic design software, not everyone has a spare $1700 and three years to learn how to use it. But that’s OK because I’ve come up with an easy way of transposing pictures seamlessly
Now say I have this picture of a llama

And I want to make the llama look like he’s on holiday
 
Step […]

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Tags: llamas swimming · photoshop made astoundingly easy

dvd: duma

February 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

 
This is a beautiful family movie from the director of The Black Stallion. This film works well for three reasons:
1. the cheetah is magnificent
2. the cinematography is superb
3. the cheetah is truly magnificent
LittleSquib (4) was mesmerised, as was BigSquib (13). Afterwards though, our dog struck me as being very drab and domestic. Sure he can chase a […]

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Tags: cheetahs · movie