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my keyboard has got ants

January 31st, 2008 · 10 Comments

I don’t know what to do about this

Tags: yes i've been eating biscuits

10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 warthog // Jan 31, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    they love sugar, the little tinkers

    it’s a shame they don’t make honey with it.
    nice little pots of local ant honey.
    i can just imagine them up on the shelf at the local ‘interesting foods’ store

    that’s the honey jars, not the ants…well, probably both, actually

  • 2 squib // Feb 1, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Oh! What an adorable idea!

    I feel like milking one right now

  • 3 warthog // Feb 1, 2008 at 9:32 am

    nah, yer getting confused again poetsquib. it’s the ants that are farmers and milk their pedigree herds of greenfly

    i’ll have to consult david attenborough, but i dont think there’s any insect farms where the ants are lovingly herded into milking parlours by farmer greenfly or whoever

  • 4 squib // Feb 1, 2008 at 9:48 am

    :sad:

    And I was JUST wrapping a daisy chain around a crook

  • 5 warthog // Feb 1, 2008 at 10:40 am

    you could still try.

    however, it’s a bit like milking a bull….a pointless exercise but gasps of admiration will come from the assembled crowd of lady cows for your verve, courage and tenacity

  • 6 squib // Feb 1, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Oh-oh this is more tricky than I thought Wart

  • 7 BigSquib // Feb 4, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    :idea: I know what you should do about the ant problem….

    STOP LEAVING YOUR CHOC-CHIP BISCUIT LEFTOVERS NEAR THE KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!! :roll:

  • 8 squib // Feb 5, 2008 at 8:29 am

    What are you doing spamming my blog BigSquib?

    Back to school!

    (yipee!)

  • 9 MrSquib // Feb 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Still………..?

  • 10 squib // Feb 7, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Gone today

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