Since it’s my birthday today, I thought a rejection party hat would be a nice touch. I think this hat has joie de vivre written all over it
You will need: a rejection letter, cardboard, tissue paper, elastic, glue, metallic cello, stapler, double sided tape, a smiley face, a compass, a pencil
101 uses for rejection letters: poetsquib proving that yes you can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
2 responses so far ↓
1 warthog // Jan 27, 2008 at 8:00 am
happy birthday poetsquib
i like the rejection hat. very tasteful…no gob involved. perhaps you should secure it with elasticated string so, as you run [girlishly] down the road, gagging to get home and open your exciting presents, the hat takes on a ‘kite effect’…seemingly hovering a few feet behind your head. ‘rejection cast to a clear, blue, endless sky etc. etc.’
2 squib // Jan 27, 2008 at 9:46 am
Thanks Wart! It does have elastic but it could be longer and more frivolous I suppose
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