On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six alpine skis,
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven yurts a-steaming,
Six alpine skis,
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight wines a-mulling,
Seven yurts a-steaming,
Six alpine skis,
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine huskies running,
Eight wines a-mulling,
Seven yurts a-steaming,
Six alpine skis,
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten fraulines a-yodelling,
Nine huskies running,
Eight wines a-mulling,
Seven yurts a-steaming,
Six alpine skis,
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven chapsticks a-slicking,
Ten fraulines a-yodelling,
Nine huskies running,
Eight wines a-mulling,
Seven yurts a-steaming,
Six alpine skis,
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve chairlifts rising,
Eleven chapsticks a-slicking,
Ten fraulines a-yodelling,
Nine huskies running,
Eight wines a-mulling,
Seven yurts a-steaming,
Six alpine skis,
Five thermal underpants,
Four gas snow throwers,
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.







2 responses so far ↓
1 rocafuentes // Dec 19, 2007 at 6:43 am
what sort of person buys a thing like that then?
2 squib // Dec 19, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I think it’s a very sensible thing to have
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