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Magellan Metals who, not content with spreading lead all over the beautiful and pristine town of Esperance, now want to transport their highly toxic cargo through Fremantle Port

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1. Christmas Garland
Say ho ho ho to rejection and make this simple but festive Christmas paper chain. You will need letters, scissors, and a stapler

101 uses for rejection letters: poetsquib proving that yes you can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
 

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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow machine in a big box.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three snow shovels,
Two woollen mittens,
And a T-5000 snow […]

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Since all one of my readers have vanished I thought I’d try this nifty trick. Primrose Road had a post about astrology college and she titled it saturn’s in your eighth house, buddy. Since then, 17% of her blog’s traffic have got there because they searched for ’saturn in eighth house’
But now, how am I […]

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I saw Bjork’s new single Declare Independence on Friday night’s Rage and, as is usual with Bjork, I was going ‘huh?’. I finally got it figured out. It was clearly a skipping rope dying machine tangled up with soldiers and Bjork urging them to fight for factory workers’ rights. Well clearly
But no. It was actually […]

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Some of these are mainstream, some are a bit art house
1. Flying
I haven’t always been afraid of flying. But a morbid fascination with Air Crash Investigation has assisted me greatly in cultivating this phobia in recent years

It was a wonderful splash
2. Balloons
I’m more scared of bursting balloons than balloons per se. This is because I […]

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It’s a Saturday. It’s just ten days before Christmas and we are actually going to the Jungle City Shopping Centre. This begs the question, are we out of our minds?
This is the same place where they had to get the tactical response unit in because some youths were gathering in the food court. How good are your […]

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Since I’ve never been tagged with a meme, as per the rules of conventional chasey, does this mean I’ve won? Or, as per the rules of grade one kiss chasey, does it mean I’m generally despised by all and sundry?

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Sing a Song for Us Tonight is a segment where people choose a song that is special to them and explain why. Today’s guest is Ben. We’ve sat, we’ve waited and now all will be revealed…
*Oh let the sun beat down upon my face…*
Yes, the weary traveller felt his feet sink further into the scorching sand as he trudged […]

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