Dear Editor
Why is it that every weekend we can hear the tantalising tune of Greensleeves and yet no Mr Whippy van materialises as expected? LittleSquib and BigSquib stand eagerly on the pavement scanning our empty street for a glimpse of pink ice-cream-vanness. After they have stood there for 6 hours I call them in and I have to pat their distraught little heads
What sort of ice-cream van person drives up and down a nearby street just to upset my children? Someone, like the Mayor or the Attorney General, should do something about this. It’s completely unAustralian
99-less from Fremantle
P.S. And we STILL haven’t received our South Ward voting slips ; have they sent them by pigeon?!
6 responses so far ↓
1 warthog // Oct 16, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Not mine. They are still here in the garden
2 squib // Oct 16, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Oh yes, your carrier doves, an unusual innovation
3 warthog // Oct 17, 2007 at 12:19 am
You called them maudlin doves before.
They are going to be doubly insulted now.
4 squib // Oct 17, 2007 at 12:23 am
Well I can’t help it if your doves think that they’re pigeons
Maybe you should give them a mirror sometime
5 warthog // Oct 17, 2007 at 11:47 am
You can be very stubborn sometimes, Squib!
If you were a thoroughbred filly, you would definitely need a horsewhisperer.
6 squib // Oct 18, 2007 at 12:11 am
Maybe your doves need a dove whisperer
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